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embrace your inner whore.




I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Quelle: billhitchert, via meg-h-an)

" You drink like you have to forget something. "
The saddest shit ever said. (via dvadeset-sedmi-august)

(via esticpatint)